If I were a month, I would be: July! Warm sunny, and at times to hot for anyone to tolerate.

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday! The day you usually relax and forget all your worries.

If I were a time of day, I would be: 1:00 in the morning, no noise, no people, just me and my alone time.

If I were a planet, I would be: Mercury, the hottest and hardest to live on

If I were a sea animal, I would be: Dolphin, fast in the water, and at times a bit multipersonalitied.

If I were a direction, I would be: Right. *shrugs* I always go right, the right way, or right. Seems logical to me.

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a mirror, reflecting every person's emotions, and sometimes fears.

If I were a sin, I would be: Wrath....my heated temper will be the death of me one day.

If I were a historical figure I would be:  none, I hate history. XP

If I were a liquid, I would be: Antifreeze, smells sweet, and yet the taste is deadly.

If I were a stone, I would be: Garnet, the bloodied color eases me when I gaze upon it.

If I were a tree, I would be: Magnolia, *shrugs* my favorite tree.

If I were a bird, I would be: the mocking bird. (you're not sure what the fuck it is when you listen to it singing. A cat, dog or bird? WTF?)

If I were a tool, I would be: a chainsaw, the most brutal.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Iris, duh. My middle name and my favorite. ^^

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: drought, depriving the coolness from my body. the ultimate pleasure.

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a vampire. To bite someone and pierce the skin....pure bliss

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Out of tune. lol

If I were an animal, I would be: a turantula, so furry and cute. awww

If I were a colour, I would be: A mix between the color red for my rage, and the color blue for my peace at times....But I don't like the color purple.

If I were an emotion, I would be: too many for anyone to comprehend which or what I was.

If I were a vegetable, I would be: a carrot, hard to take.

If I were a sound, I would be: A frustrated grunt, then a sigh of relief.

If I were an element, I would be: Fire, no questions asked.

If I were a car, I would be: A 94 saturn, not the best of cars, but reliable to get you where you need to be.

If I were a song, I would be: Diary of Jane, -hence my stubborness.

If I were a movie, I would be: Resident evil, the bliss of the sweet chaos.

If I were a book, I would be written by: Anne Rice, except with the exception of the love in it.

If I were a food, I would be: Pickled Ice cream, tastes good, but little can tolerate it.

If I were a place, I would be: Desert, dry empty, and away from humanity.

If I were a taste, I would be: Lime, bittersweet.

If I were a scent, I would be: Lavender mixed with spices

If I were a religion, I would be: of my own beliefs.

If I were a word, I would be: confused, can anyone tell me how I feel?

If I were a body part, I would be: The navel, its sweet to the touch.

If I were a facial expression, I would be: baffled, if you'd even read half of this quiz you'd know why.

If I were a subject in school, I would be: English, not many understand the stories....

If I were a cartoon character, I would be: multipersonalitied, annoying, and full of energy half the time.

If I were a shape, I would be: indistinguishable.

If I were a number, I would be: 44, uh duh, its my secret number that isn't very secret anymore.

If I were an item of clothing, I would be: The bulky shorts, so comfortable...

If I were a piece of jewelery, I would be: a necklace wrapped warmly around one's neck whom I wish to protect.

If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: chains, so I could beat whoever dared to cross paths with me